the shrine of harold

Harold looks at you very intently, analyzing your deepest fears, interests and dreams.

After a while, he telepathetically (oh yeah he can do that) tells you this:

"When you want to prove a point in an argument, you can say the most random crap ever and say that Harold said it. The enemy, terrorized, will let you win. However, if you try to use this to paint me as a deranged moron, I will smite you. Anyways, have a nice day. It's prolly sunny. Go outside."

— Harold

On this, Harold flies away and once he's far enough, he pecks the air to rip through the fabric of space & time itself & disappears.

You feel like you've reached a state of spiritual awakening from Harold. A Bird-vana.

You also feel like bragging about your encounter with Harold the all-knowing.

So add this image to your website! (BUT DONT HOTLINK >:[)